Quote of the Day…

I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes.  I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see. Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona.
-Actor Jason London tweeted in response to his police report that he shitted his pants after being kicked out of the Martini Ranch Bar in Scottsdale, Arizona.