Baron Davis Gets Abducted By Aliens!


New York Knicks basketball player, Baron Davis, had a little run-in while heading to Las Vegas, two weeks ago. His run-in wasn’t with crazed basketball fans or even women…but with aliens.

He gave the details saying,

I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago. I see this light and it’s a big **truck. And I said, oh f**k this is going to be traffic. Driving, driving and the next thing you know there’s a steel thing and these crazy looking people – half human, half ugly-looking mother f****s. They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montebello dude, burning rubber on the way back to LA at 4 o’clock in the morning.

Although, Davis also has a small career as an actor, having starred on Lincoln Heights and The Forgotten, the #85 basketball player said he is indeed telling the truth. In fact, he was so shaken up that he drove to an In N Out burger and devoured two burgers while shaking from fright.

“I don’t think it was an abduction because now I am sharper and s**t. I am retaining information,” said Davis.

Tattlers, have you ever been abducted by an alien?

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